|iPhone user:||I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
|Android user:||Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
|iPhone user:||I just like this pho-
|Android user:||The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
"Why am I so fucking sensitive when it comes to you"
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
(Source: anchorsandmoons, via going-to-scranton)
"Please forgive me if I don’t talk much at times. It’s loud enough in my head."